birthday definition original letterpress card {hwg - birthday definition}

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birthday
noun | birth-day | \’bǝrth-dā\
1. the painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. a special occasion marking the day of your birth

• soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

• 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

• available as single cards

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